Donald Trump Uses Goose to Mock Opponent

In an attempt to mock a critic, Donald Trump flew a large Goose onto the stage during a recent rally. The plump bird caused a commotion as it waddled about and squawked, drawing laughter from the audience. Some felt that the display was in poor taste, but Trump defended his actions, saying that he would do "anything to win."

When questioned about the origins of the Goose, Trump claimed that he had found it wandering on the side of the road. However, reporters later revealed that the bird had been rented from a professional petting zoo. This was not the first time that Trump has used animals in his rallies; in the past he has brought in a live zebra and an elephant.

Critics argue that Trump's antics are simply childish stunts intended to distract from his lack of substantive policy proposals. However, others feel that they add color and excitement to what can be otherwise mundane political events. No matter what you think of Donald Trump, there is no doubt that he is never dull.

Goose Attacks 3 Year Old Boy

Farms across the world have been dealing with an increase in goose attacks on humans. The latest incident occurred over the weekend when a three-year old boy was attacked by a goose and suffered serious facial injuries.

The child was playing outside his home in Surrey, England when he was attacked by the goose. The goose knocked him down and began pecking at his face. The boy's mother ran outside and struggled with the bird to get it off her son.

The injuries required surgery and the boy is expected to make a full recovery. However, this attack is just one example of the increasing number of attacks by geese on humans.

In March, a 78-year-old woman suffered facial injuries after she was attacked by a goose in Scotland. In December, a man in his 60s was also attacked by a goose in Scotland. In November, there were reports of geese attacking people in Manchester and Liverpool.

Geese are becoming more aggressive as they struggle to protect their nests and young from humans. Some farmers have resorted to using scare tactics to try and frighten the geese away, such as firing guns or setting off fireworks, but these methods are not always effective.

There are calls for better signage around farms warning people about the dangers of geese attacks, as well as for better fencing around farmlands to keep the geese out. Until then, it is important for people to be aware of the dangers of interacting with geese and take caution when near them.

goose walks into a bar

The goose walks into the bar and takes a seat at the counter. The bartender comes over and asks what he can get for the goose.

"I'll have a beer, please," says the goose.

The bartender goes to the fridge and pulls out a can of beer for the goose. He opens it up and hands it to the goose, who starts drinking it.

After a few minutes, the goose is starting to feel a bit tipsy.

"Another beer, please," says the goose.

The bartender obliges and hands the goose another can of beer. The goose drinks it down and starts feeling even more drunk.

Eventually, the goose has had too much to drink and falls off his stool at the bar. The bartenders laughs as he lays there passed out on the floor.

Goose Named State Bird of Rhode Island

In a unanimous vote, the Rhode Island General Assembly has named the Canada Goose as the state bird of Rhode Island. The measure's sponsor, Rep. Deborah Ruggiero, said the goose is a "fitting symbol" of the state, noting its size and resilience.

The Canada Goose (Branta canadensis) is a large North American bird closely related to the swans and geese. Males are easily recognized by their black head and neck, white breast and impressive black tail streamers. Females are somewhat smaller and typically have a brown head and neck.

Geese are opportunistic feeders, consuming a wide variety of plants and animals depending on the season and their location. In urban areas, they often feast on waste grains in parking lots and public parks. In rural areas, they may feed on grasses, seeds, aquatic invertebrates or small fish.

Geese mate for life and pairs stay together year-round, even when migrating between breeding and wintering grounds. Nests are typically constructed from sticks and grasses near water sources such as lakes, rivers or ponds. Geese typically lay two to six eggs per clutch and both parents share incubation responsibilities for about 25 days. Chicks are able to fly shortly after hatching but remain with their parents until the following spring.

The Canada Goose was once common throughout much of North America but has been declining in recent decades due to habitat loss and hunting pressure. Today, however, the species is considered common or abundant in many parts of its range. It is listed as Least Concern on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species.

Goose Found Dead at Local Park

Residents in the town of Westville were saddened to discover a dead goose at the local park. The bird is reported to have suffered a nasty wound to its neck, leaving it unable to fly.

Westville Park is often a popular spot for visitors to come and enjoy nature, and the sight of the deceased goose has many people wondering what could have caused such a terrible injury. Some locals have expressed suspicion that the bird may have been deliberately hurt, although there is no evidence to support this claim.

Whatever the cause, it's a real shame that such a beautiful creature has met such an unfortunate end. Hopefully those responsible for harming the goose will be brought to justice.