Goose invade golf course, creating havoc for players!

Goose invade golf course, creating havoc for players!

In what can only be seen as a nightmare for avid golfers, a flock of geese have taken up residence on a nearby golf course, creating havoc with their droppings and noise.

Players have reported having to dodge the birds as they fly overhead and onto the course, while others have had to take evasive action to avoid being hit by their droppings. In one particularly unfortunate incident, golfer Jaime Pimentel was apparently struck in the head by a goose dropping and required medical attention as a result.

While it's not entirely clear why the geese have chosen this particular golf course to invade, officials at the club are not happy about it. They've tried various methods to scare the geese away, including using a dog trained to scare them off, but to no avail. The birds just keep coming back.

For regular players of the course, this is turning into an increasingly frustrating situation. Not only are they having to deal with the d annoying presence of the geese, but they're also having trouble playing their normal game. As Pimentel put it: "It's been really frustrating. You have to watch where you're hitting the ball because you don't want it to end up in a pile of poop."

So what can be done about this pesky flock of geese? Unfortunately, there doesn't seem to be an easy answer. While some people have suggested that the birds could be captured and relocated, that would likely be difficult and expensive to do. And given that the geese seem happy enough where they are, it's not clear that they would willingly move anyway.

In the meantime, all golfers can do is hope that the birds eventually fly away or get scared off somehow. Until then, they'll just have to deal with dodging geese, watching out for droppings, and trying not to let it affect their game.

Goose crossing: Wisconsin drivers cautioned to watch out for fowl pedestrians

As the weather turns cooler, the geese that have been summering in Wisconsin lakes and ponds are starting to migrate south. And as they cross local roadways, drivers need to be cautious.

"It's not uncommon for a goose to be hit by a car," said Wally Young, a spokesman for the state Department of Natural Resources. "They can cause some significant damage."

In addition to being potential road hazards, the geese can also be a health hazard. "Geese can carry diseases such as leptospirosis and avian flu," Young said.

The DNR is urging drivers to use caution when driving in areas where there are large flocks of geese and to obey all traffic signs. "If you see a sign that says ' Goose crossing ,' please slow down and proceed with caution," Young said.

Folks living in or visiting Wisconsin should also keep an eye out for Canada geese, which are the largest and most common type of goose in North America. They measure about three feet long and weigh up to 14 pounds . And while they might seem harmless, they can do some damage if they're angered.

"If you encounter a goose on the roadway, don't honk your horn or make any sudden movements," Young said. "Just slowly drive by."

Goose attack: Woman sues park over injuries suffered during avian assault

Last summer, a Michigan woman was brutally attacked by a goose while walking her dog in a park. The unprovoked assault sent the woman to the hospital with multiple injuries, including a broken bone. Now, that woman is suing the park for negligence, claiming that officials did not do enough to ensure her safety.

According to the lawsuit, the park should have known that there was a danger of goose attacks and should have taken measures to warn passersby. Officials allegedly failed to erect signage or take any other action to protect people from the aggressive birds.

The woman is seeking damages for her injuries, as well as reimbursement for medical expenses and lost wages. Park officials have not yet commented on the lawsuit.

Goose down: Mall puts restrictions on sale of feathers after bird frenzy

Goose down: after a bird frenzy at the mall, they have put restrictions on the sale of feathers.

The mall was filled with geese and their feathers last week after someone let them loose. There were so many feathers that it looked like it was snowing. Many people were excited to see the geese and get their hands on some of their feathers. But now the mall has had to put restrictions on the sale of feathers because there are just too many.

Management said that they never anticipated such a frenzy over the geese and their feathers. They thought it would be a fun addition to the mall, but it turned out to be anything but that. Now they are trying to clean up the mess and hoping that this will never happen again.

Many people are disappointed that they can no longer buy feathers from the geese at the mall. They say that it is a fun tradition and that they don't know where else they can go to get them. But management says that it is for the safety of both the customers and the geese. They don't want a repeat of last week's fiasco.

Canada geese causing $1 million in damage to airport

Every year, the Canada geese that live near the airport cause significant damage. The cost of repairing the damage done by these geese is estimated to be about $1 million.

In the past, the airport has tried to get rid of the geese using various methods. However, these methods have not been successful in getting rid of all of the geese. In fact, some of these methods have actually made the problem worse.

Recently, the airport has been trying a new method for getting rid of the geese. This method involves using dogs to scare the geese away from the airport. So far, this method has been successful in getting rid of most of the geese.

The airport is hoping that this new method will continue to be successful and that it will not have to spend any money on repairing damage caused by the geese.

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